j space

An area dedicated solely to the purpose of Jerking off.

Q: What could they have possibly done in that closet which would make a cable outlet useful?

A: It was probably once used as a j space.

by j-ing off on my day off July 10, 2013

J Language

A language that was invented my two idiots / jiotechs that cannot spell, also known as sauriousj language.

Himan 1: Do you know any other languages?
Himan 2: Yes, I’m very fluent in Sauriousj language..
Himan 1: What-
Himan 2: sauriousjumbjustjrejou

by yee yee sis’s sis November 9, 2019

Rock a J

1) Used to describing rocking a jerk-off.

2) Jerking off; performing masturbation; on your cock.

Man; I couldn't sleep... Had to rock a J to get tired.

Gonna eat; go home; and rock a J.

Dude; I rocked 3 J's last night.

by Johnny John John John? January 3, 2011

j-sesh

a jerk-off session, the period spanning from when one begins to watch porn and until he finishes

Joe: "Hey guys, I'll be right back."
Schmoe: "Ayy, goin' for that j-sesh real quick?"
Joe: "Fuck off."

by KeithUrbanDictionary November 16, 2017

Momma J

The name a bunch of white boy gave me (Journey, the bestest person ever) because I'm so cool
Also because they're in denial of being into me and lowkey wanna call me mommy without being weird.

P.S. ILY Will <3

Will, Trent, Kade, etc.: Wassup Momma J!
Me: ...hi.

by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 April 28, 2022

J-Star

J-Star is the term used to describe somebody with a great knowledge of martial arts. It generally refers to somebody from asia/middle-east.

I bet Ghandi was a secret J-Star...

by wesleyfolyffe October 31, 2010

J-Ring

The end, away from your mouth, on a Jimmy Johns sandwich.

All it takes is one bite, half-way through my Jimmy Johns sandwich, and I always blow out my J-Ring. Also referred to as a Meat Squeeze.

by voris December 11, 2009