stabbing donkey

When your having sex with a girl and you go from her pussy to her asshole really quickly

Ruben did the stabbing donkey to me last night and I now I can't sit down

(Look up the definition for Ruben)

by Hit it and quit it September 4, 2016

rough donkey

Giving a girl anal, while roughly punching her in the back of the head until she's unconscious.

Dude did you hear? I gave Sheryl a rough donkey last night!

by 136975328o0854wduuvr July 9, 2017

Donkey Water

Poor quality coffee, usually dispensed from an automatic coffee pot or convenience store.

I don't have time to go to the coffee shop this morning, I'm just going to drink some of that donkey water in the break room.
I don't need fancy coffee- I'm used to that donkey water they served me in the Army.

by Bshow November 24, 2015

Donkey's Wife

From the film Shrek, 'Donkey's Wife' is a phrase for when you poop and your butthole feels like fire. A reference to Donkey's Wife who is a dragon.

"My butthole feels like Donkey's Wife."

by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 28, 2017

Donkey moan

The sound a donkey makes.

“What the hell is that?” “Oh. That’s just my donkey moaning.”

by DrDonkey August 12, 2021

donkey blind

When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.

Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.

Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind

by Minkin Grinkin GGs February 22, 2018

donkey jacket

Proppa working class lads

Michael Foot is a donkey jacket.

by DiogoTheCoder May 18, 2020