Smokin' Tires

The act of rapidly puffing on a cigar to:

a) Ensure an even distribution of burning tobacco at the tip
b) To fill the immediate vicinity with an obnoxious cloud of smoke, thereby notifying those around you that you're a very important man, smoking a very important smoke

Nick: I like the look of smoking a cigar, but how can I be certain that those around me notice I'm an inconsiderate douchebag?
Andy: Smokin' Tires, it's the only way.

by hoosier47804 August 20, 2013

smoking circle

A circle formed by humans for social purposes while smoking either ciggerettes and or weed/drugs.

weed smoking yolo swag social smoking circle

by Good for you. November 7, 2013

smoking tailpipe

When a man has anal sex doggy style while smoking a blunt, removes his penis from his partner, takes a big hit and blows it into his partners anal cavity. Then his partner farts out the smoke creating a "smoking tailpipe" effect.

Mike was having anal sex with Holly and blew his blunt smoke into her stretched out anus. When she farted after it looked like a "smoking tailpipe" of a car.

by nasty but true December 14, 2013

stoniness

noun- the traits of a stoner

Tom's rosa rug expressed his blatant stoniness.

by Couch smoker July 6, 2015

smokin rope

The act of sucking ones penis.

She loved smokin rope.

by HEMIHIGHGUY October 11, 2015

Storking

When you go to the bathroom, jack off and put the cum in your mouth. You then go back out and eat your girl out. Thus impregnating her via mouth to pussy.

Tim: How did Becky get pregnant?
John: I was storking her.

by LooseId January 28, 2016

smokin bod

Someone who has a body that is sexy and/or perfection, 36-24-36.

That Sofia Vergara has a smokin bod.

by Bumbelina August 24, 2016