Stanley

This nigga got the biggest fucking brain ever.
He is a motherfucking beast built like goddamn Godzilla. He probably likes stranger things, football, gaming and defeating any challenge you fucking throw at him . Here’s a sentence with this beast of a fucking name in it :

“Who is that handsome giga chad ? “
“That is a … **STANLEY**

by Standaman January 11, 2026

Backwards Stander

One who bends their legs backwards in a locked position when standing straight up. Their legs are not bent all the way, it is bent enough to see a slight curve in the leg. It is not known what causes this phenomenon, but looks very messed up.

When a person is standing straight up and locks their legs. With most people, they lock in a straight-up position. With backwards standers, the leg is bent backwards farther than any leg should go.

by Chris Bingley December 10, 2007

non-stander

Any female. Given this name because the inferior gender cannot take a piss standing up.

Go eat a dick non-stander!

I hate when you shit on me for being born without a y-chromosome!!!

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

gunt-stache

The pubic hair of obese women that escapes routine grooming, shaving, trimming or waxing because it is hidden by her gunt.

I was gonna bang Johnny's sister, but I heard she has a gunt-stache!!

by Johnny's Sister October 27, 2009

Guine Stache

A mustache you gain from the foamy goodness of a guinness beer, or Something a guinea pig might have

Look at that guys guine stache, he must love that beer!

Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!

by Zombie25 June 26, 2010

Designated Standee

Someone who will not sit their ass down no matter how many times you instruct them too. Usually do their state of intoxication or lack or common sense.

The designated standee stood up the whole trip regardless of how many times I told her due to safety regulations.

by Super Conductor December 7, 2010

douche-stache december

the month in which one group of bro's has a competition to see who can grow the douchiest mustache.

dude have you seen seth's mustache?
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.

by donjuan demarco chang December 14, 2010