Goon Spoon 

A mannequin arm attached to a mic stand, to wirelessly cup your balls for you.

John stole a mannequin from Truworth (queens park), to build himself a Goon Spoon.

Goon Spoon by Peter Pan's Anus July 18, 2025

spooky spoon

She was the one who actually assassinated JFK. Not lee harvey oswald

Oswald just happened to be nearby when spooky spoon pulled the trigger on JFK.

spooky spoon by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 29, 2025

poking the spoon 

When a man develops an erection while spooning his partner.

I had a hard time falling asleep last night because Jake kept poking the spoon.

poking the spoon by Manly Hopkins January 24, 2012

dirty little sample spoon 

n. slut.
Origin: Cold Stone Creamery Sample Spoon Disposal Bin Label.

That dirty little sample spoon hooked up with my spouse. annnnnd scene.

dirty little sample spoon by mz.muthaforkher February 1, 2012

WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.

I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon

WMS (willy's mayo spoon) by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017

tip of the spoon 

In a nutshell

Please axplain to me the matter on the tip of the spoon

tip of the spoon by Black Service February 18, 2018

Surfing with a spoon

A short concave surfboard, ridden as a kneeboard.

George Greenough, surfing with a spoon during his famous"sermon on the point."

Surfing with a spoon by Darius Jedburg March 9, 2018