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split splat

Another word for jizz, cum, sperm. Usually used when describing giving a girl a facial.
1: Did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night?
2: Yea I pull out and split splated all over her face
by SilverFox87 February 18, 2010
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splittin the dog

when a penis is cut to make a vagina
Brandon is splittin the dog. now his name is kate.
by Brandon pen March 31, 2010
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Splitface

The face that is pulled when a female splits their Hymen due to strenuous activities
I swear she pulled a massive Splitface after running that last race!
by pedoFail December 9, 2010
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*spits* No I do

I love you 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x more :/
*spits* No I do
by z32Dark April 28, 2020
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Splitgate

Splitgate is an awesome new arena shooter game made by indie devs 1047 games, it was made in May 2019 but i mean it kinda died out. But recently in july 2021 it came to console and oh boy was it popular, the servers had issues and i mean the ques where long af. But eventually it was stable. The game is like If Halo and Portal got drunk in a bar and then banged each other but then instead of getting an abortion, Portal set the kid up for adoption and the child eventually found a foster home with Fortnite which it spent it's child hood being influenced by. So yea halo with portals but also with a battle pass and a similar free-to-play item shop cosmetic system as fortnite, oh yea did i mention that it was FREE TO PLAY!! AND CROSS PLATFORM!!!!! AND REALLY FUN!!!!!!!!!
Halo fanboy: "oOOo SPltGAte Is jUsT a CopY Of HalO YoU LaZy DevS JusT WantEd To LeACh OfF InfinIte'S PopULaRity"

Devs: "ummm no actually it has other ideas and stuff in it too ok it aint just a halo clone, splitgate is a Halo like game with portal mechanics and different weapons and cosmetics and game modes and such"

Halo Fanboy: *drinks green Monster Energy drink. "uH Ok JeloUs LoSer"
by Bluburry August 11, 2021
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winki split

when a woman ventures for the firstime or revisits after 5 years the southern most remote tip of an italian sausage.
after a fun evening and dinner with her hot date erin found herself in a winki split
by erins co worker February 14, 2005
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Banana Split

The act of a female cumming on your dick while bouncing in a split formation.
by littlemagwokd August 30, 2015
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