Spiritors

Of or relating to and of all

spirits

This streets are full of spiritors

by rafael e Reyes January 31, 2024

Spiritual Pressure

Taken from the show Bleach. When you have a fuck ton of strength and vigor. When the power of your soul just spews from your actions and existence - and you just stunt on hoes. People with high spiritual pressure are often too much to handle for other people.

EX: I had an argument with my boss and he's changing my work hours to throw me off and exhaust me. Fuck that bitch, he can't get me to quit. I have high spiritual pressure.

EX 2: I fought Jayden two days ago. I barely touched his bitch ass and he fell on the floor. He couldn't handle my spiritual pressure.

EX 3: Bro, Jason's a fiend. He's the center of attention everywhere he goes. He has high spiritual pressure.

by Freud's Evil Cousin February 5, 2024

Spiritual Psychosis

Spiritual psychosis is not an official medical term, however for deeper reference, it was studied by Carl Gustav Jung.

Spiritual psychosis can be a result of

(1) not pursuing psychic abilities and then learning to control and maintain them (Jung, chapters on hysteria Psychiatric Studies)

(2) being cursed by a sophisticated magician, alchemist, witch doctor, oracle of Satan’s reign etc… and then experiencing psychosis as defined by the Diagnostic Statistical Manual published by the American Psychiatric Association

(3) Experiencing a situation similar to that of Needy from ‘Jennifer’s Body’ or Rosemary from ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ mental and emotional bewitchment causing severe traumatic internal and external responses

Guy 1: That movie was all about spiritual psychosis.

Guy 2: Do you really believe in that stuff?

Guy 3: I surely do my girlfriend’s been assuming that I’m cheating on her. She had this crazy talk saying she saw a doppelgänger couple of us fighting in the presence of another girl.

Guy 1: Your girlfriend is a nut job.

Guy 2: Does she take any medication for that?

Guy 3: Stop being a—holes. I’m Catholic. I believe her.

Guy 2: I look forward to the wedding.

Guy 1: You’re both the nutty bunch.

by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024

spicitis

A spic that has diseases

My Spanish friend Dante isn’t feeling well, I think he has spicitis.

by Chiller.5 May 8, 2024

Spiritual Button Touch

A spiritual Button touch happens when you are at a poker room with your significant other and are winning then lose suddenly and someone else starts to win big after getting on the same machine you were playing on. When you sit next to your significant other and they go in the bonus and retrigger multiple times, your spirit touched their machine..... A spiritual Button touch

Dametris hit my machine with a spiritual Button touch now I've got $40.

by PhatMamaJones June 15, 2024

Spiritually in you

When although your penis isn’t actually inside someone you align your chakras and make it happen spiritually, imagining that your shlong is inside someone
Usually telling someone to annoy them

Zachariah: Shut up fatass
Jeremiah: Zachariah it’s spiritually in you right now
Zachariah: What the hell

Jeremiah: You’re spiritually pushing back on it rn

by The brisket gang June 21, 2024

Spirit of the lie

I called your religion a lie and now you're making up non-sequiturs to call everything I say a lie.

Hym "The 'spirit of the lie' is, I think, my favorite of your new wave of talking points. It demonstrates exactly how little agency you consider people to have over their own mind, it defends your ethos from criticism by framing anyone who isn't doing what you say as occupied by the wrong spirit (if they were doing what you say they'd be occupied by the spirit or truth) and, therefore, they've criticism is both invalidated and being levied by, not a person who can see where you're wrong... But by a lie-spirit that you don't actually have to engage with."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024