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sicker calves have lived

no matter how high the odds are stacked against you, you can still prosper
You are down 9 to 2 in euchre but sicker calves have lived
by one sick calf March 6, 2010
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stickertiria

A disease when you put too many stickers on you and you get addicted
"Im goin to rehab"
"why?, alcoholic?"
"No, bad case of stickertiria"
by zeldababy May 9, 2010
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Snickety-Wicket

a pervert; a creepy stalker-head; creeper
Ew!!!! There's a snickety-wicket at my window!!
by llamallamaduckface June 28, 2010
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Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011
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Sticker-Kiss

When you kiss your hand then place it somewhere else on someones body. as if you were putting a sticker on someone.

'Sticker-kiss'
*kisses hand*
*Presses hand against fore-head*

Thanks for the sticker-kiss
by Acid-Wolfe October 29, 2012
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Sticker Bliss

The feeling experienced when a sticker being removed from an item (usually newly bought) peels away flawlessly, leaving no excess sticker or adhesive residue on the item.

The feeling has been reported to be better than any human emotion and/or high experienced through narcotics. Can potentially cause fatal cases of gush and squirt.
Tom - "F#ck dude, got some chronic sticker bliss the other day. Was so intense I voided my bowels and broke into violent seizure. It was awesome."

Harry - "Sh!t man."
by Dddrraaaaaaa March 5, 2013
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Sticker Shock Induced MI

Sticker Shock Induced MI is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.
Terry: Hey Susie, i just got my Obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
Susie: Sure, how much?
Terry: For me and the wife, only $950 per month.
Susie: Owwww! I just had a Sticker Shock Induced MI!
by ReaperB November 5, 2013
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