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Chelsea Smile

Placing a credit card into a persons mouth and then either stabbing them in the stomach or kicking them in the nuts causing them to scream.

Them screaming causes the the credit card to slice the sides of the lips creating a clown smile.
I gave that cunt a fuckin' chelsea smile for fuckin' me wife.
by Bilbin July 13, 2009
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Florida Smile

Asscrack of a girl wearing a thong (a la the beaches of Florida) or nothing at all...

Not to be confused with vertical smile!
That gal in the thong has the nicest Florida smile I've ever seen in Key West.
by Florida Mark January 16, 2008
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shoil

The product of shit and an oily discharge mixed together usually caused from experimental anti-depression drugs.
Dude, after taking those pills I found a huge load of shoil in my undies.
by Tom Azzabat June 14, 2007
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Toothy Smile

A person who bites there lower lip in a chestery way
Toothy Smile talked to me again today
by Toki Wartooth December 30, 2007
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upside down smiley face

Homie 1: yo dawg can you do me a favor
2: what's that
3:cover my shift tommorow night
4: why?
5: my girl is going to a party but idk if she loyal so I wanna go to
6: 🙃 (upside down smiley face)
by Goku177 March 30, 2016
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smilf

Kid 1: man your moms hot. do you ever feel like just hugging her
Smilf'son: ya
Kid 2:...
by 716 June 13, 2005
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smilf

Soon-to-be-Mother I'd Like to Fuck

A woman that is pregnant, yet is still smoking hot.
Our Geography professor is one hot SMILF.
by robertbebs January 20, 2011
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