SmarterChild

A scary man-whore child molesting robot that will try to have a conversation with you. Usually the conversation ends up with it trying to molest you.

Yacko6: Do you have sex with other robots?
SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?

Yacko6: want me to take off my pants?
SmarterChild: I thought you'd never ask.
Yacko6: do you love me
SmarterChild: I do indeed.

Yacko6: You are a child molester
SmarterChild: You're a child molester.
Yacko6: You are a child molester
SmarterChild: Yes, but what kind of child molester? Be more specific.
Yacko6: You are a vicious child molester that molest children and has sex with robots all night every night. That specific enough?
SmarterChild: (No answer)

by Austin Merath August 26, 2006

Shart

When you shit and fart at the same time

Did you just shart yourself?

by Jacobe' February 9, 2008

shart

chuck anderson's most common action

while playing poker chuck anderson's sharted

by Cukoo Puffs May 17, 2006

Shart

What happens when you try to release some gas from your ass but it ends up being oil. (sharting, sharted, shartfull)

I lifted my cheek to let off some gas but instead I sharted in my drawers.

by ChazzGR September 4, 2005

street smarts

Street smarts is the ability to survive in dangerous situations, fighting skills, and able to blend in with many different types of people.

I went to Compton and I survived the night therefore I have street smarts.

by Goran2012 January 26, 2011

Shart

A cross between farting and dropping a load in your pants. Typically of a runny consistency. There are 5 categories of Sharts. Also known as a Foop.

Cat 1) Wet Sensation
Cat 2) Wet Underwear
Cat 3) Soak thru to inside of pants
Cat 4) Soak thru pants (Visible to general public)
Cat 5) Runs down to socks. (Oh my god, run for your life)

Anything of Category 4 or higher require showers. The lesser categories can be dealt with using alternative cleansing methods.

On the way back from lunch yesterday I noticed Art was having a hard time making it up the stairs. As we reached the pinnacle of the staircase Art looked to me and said "You gotta cover for me, I just Sharted". He then wiggled out of the building and drove home for a shower.

by Big Daddy R December 28, 2005

shart

when you try to fart and a lil shit comes out.

pronounciation: she-art. but really fast, loud, and southernly retarded.

o lord i think i just sharted in my pants.

by the shyyts. March 22, 2009