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Sloppy joe

While in the midst of it, you ask preferably a female to lie on her side and shat. Once it starts coming out (approx 3 inches) you slam her butt cheeks together forming an ass hamburger. You then proceed to open the butt cheeks back up and eat it like a sloppy joe.
I told Steve his breath smelled like absolute shit to which he replied," no shit partner... I just ate a sloppy joe". Shitty bastard....
Sloppy joe by Pirates booty April 6, 2017
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Sloppy tart 

After a one night stand if the women walks out with still wet cum on her clothes in public.
Mother to daughter" See that women over there. Don't be like her. Don't become a sloppy tart"

sloppy sammi 

When you get your friend a blowy joey from and nasty chick named Sammi/Sammy
We told Fox he was getting a sloppy sammi tonight
sloppy sammi by Erusll August 31, 2017

Sloppy G 

A weird bloke named Tom with the last letter of his last name starting with g
hey sloppy G was going on you nugget, its yo friend max
Sloppy G by Nubby Chugget June 8, 2018

Sloppy legume 

The act of eating beans out of your significant other's bootyhole
Tom: Bro I told Sharon I was hungry last night and she made me a sloppy legume
Jim: Yum

Sloppy Seconds 

To get with a guy right after another girl does. Plain & Simple.
Jessie: "Jesus Christ, Why Is Maura Tryna Get With Evan, My Sloppy Seconds? WTF?"
Sloppy Seconds by jessiesabbb December 19, 2018

Sloppy Bunny 

A man motorboating a woman’s breasts after nutting on them.
Guy 1: Yo dude, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: That chick from last night let me Sloppy Bunny.
Guy 1: Sick man!
Sloppy Bunny by LoeMoe August 1, 2019