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Laura the slateryarder

The most generous person you will ever meet! Even if you you move to the UK from another country and meet hundreds of people, uou will still be amazed by the fact some people like Laura will actually go the extra mile for you ! Thanks to Laura I got to live my dream finally living on my own having an apartment with a balcony! 😂 9th floor with the view of the Mcr canal ( ok i got the chance to be hawkeye ?! ) I will be screaming 0161 Ain't nobody better than Laura ! For ever xxx
Not just anyone can be the slater like Laura the slateryarder
by Filipeee December 22, 2022
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moron the slater

A phrase dat means, "We'll give you additional details subsequently", but spelled out "Mad Gab style".
In several of da "Thomas and Friends" stories, one or more idiots cause strings of troublesome trucks loaded with newly-mined raw-blackboard sheets to come loose and go careening off da rails. This is all da info dat we currently have time to state regarding said episodes; moron the slater.
by QuacksO January 24, 2023
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Shateska

When a girl doesnt like ska, shateska.
Shateska shateska, OI OI OI!
by Skazi December 14, 2004
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skate rocks

this means fuck off ( F-off ) plain and simple

this originates from skateboarding world,
it is similar in origin to suck lemons,
you can 'suck lemons' or go suck lemons or you should suck lemons
are all replacable with F-you or F-off or skate rocks
meaning, skateboarding in rocks or gravel is NOT fun,
so,, you can skate rocks, would be a usage from its origin, but now, it is like most F-off/F-you phrases and can stand alone, and not be so grammatically correct
such as, 'people that are cruel, skate rocks and leave me alone;
If you dont like what I say then skate rocks.
by smilesnkisses February 4, 2010
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Salted the Dash

When a person attempts to have sexual intercourse with a jar of Mrs. Dash and ejaculates into it.

Phrase originates from Michael Ian Black's Twitter.
Yeah, I Salted the Dash. She was begging for it. That bitch wanted salt all over her . Then I licked it off her like a bull mastiff.
by tombot5000 September 23, 2010
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Satellite Hotties

The attractive friends of a significant other one may introduce to their friends.
So I need to make my ex jealous, does your girlfriend have any satellite hotties you can introduce me to?

Uh-duh!
by WiseWordsFromLemons January 24, 2011
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satellite itch

This is when you're itching like crazy somewhere on your body, but try as you might, you can't seem to scratch it away. Turns out you have to scratch somewhere entirely different to stop the itch.
I had the worst satellite itch on my right shin the other day; i was scratching there for hours but it wouldn't go away. Finally, I scratched my sack and it stopped.
by name not already in use February 20, 2011
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