steaming sausage

Noun; to perform the steaming sausage you must be in a doggy style position. 1st you properly get set and smother fire resisting gel around the lip area of the womans vag and the head of your scrotum. Then you get a box of matches and light your dick on fire. You insert ur dick into her vag for 5 seconds giving her a warm sensation. (caution,performing this move for more then 5 seconds may cause 3rd degree burns or death)

My girlfriend was like i want some sausage, then i bent her over and gave her a good old steaming sausage.

by asdadada December 28, 2007

brackston steamer

to take a shit in a pair of nylons and then beat a chick with them - preferably in the face.

that chick is so dumb i had to give her a brackston steamer right in the face.

by groupie#1 January 16, 2007

Steaming Klingon

A sex act that is performed by:

First, defecating on partner's forehead. Then, sitting on the feces with ass-crack centered. Upon removing ass-crack, feces will form the "Klingon-esque" forehead ridge.

That's the last time I ever get drunk with John. I passed out by the toilet, and he tried to give me a Steaming Klingon.

by The Sea Bass October 29, 2006

steaming pile of cock

This is when someone is tricked into looking at anothers large flacid cock and balls in a cold environment. The owner of the pile of cock must first engage in a physical activity to ensure that his cock and balls are hot sweaty and steaming. This can be achieved by playing table tennis with a few friends.

I was tricked into coming into the meat freezer when I was met by a huge steaming pile of cock.

by Da Sak September 8, 2006

Steam Roller

When a girl is on top of a guy and she climbs up onto his chest and does a huge dump. Then rolls back and forward over it with her ass cheeks.

Dude I was with this HOT girl last night until she tried to give me the steam roller and I punched her in the face/

by PseudonymChild January 22, 2009

Steamed Pumpkin

After a good long session in either a sauna room or a hot tub, your scrotum skin becomes saggy and loose, thus causing your balls to sag lower. You are to immediately walk over to your wife/girlfriend and slap your bag on her forehead and say "Steamed Pumpkin" when doing the nasty deed to her.

I just gave my girlfriend a steamed pumpkin!!!!

by Rude Donny October 24, 2005

German Steamer

Pile of shit left for you to step on in your yard by a Dachsund.

Son of a bitch, thats a fresh german steamer I nearly stepped in.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008