Throw short people month

During the month of October , you may throw any short person 5'6 or under, as far as you want except for Lottie(she's a baddie) whenever you want. Have funn

James: hey its October. Know what that means? It's throw short people month
Kyler: bet dudeee just leave lottie out of it

by Deadinside45 October 15, 2022

Short-arse

A man of short stature, one who suffers from short man syndrome Sometimes also heard as short-ass

"I won't be seeing him again the short-arse."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

short towel guy

A very thin heterosexual male who when traveling with other males decides to dress himself only with a washcloth worn as a loincloth. A short towel guy will always refer to himself in the third person when making an entrance into a room of males. This behavior is primarily done for shock value and is especially effective when least expected.

Short Towel Guy(entering the room): Has anyone seen Short Towel Guy?

Travel companion: Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

by furry bear September 22, 2009

strawberry shortcaked

When you ejaculate on a womens face, then punch her in the face to give her a bloddy nose.

After bangimg Jenny, bill gave her a strawberry shortcaked

by Demonad123 April 21, 2018

Short Stack

a australian band consisting of three members, Shaun , Andy and Bradie. They have 1 album 'Stack is the New Black'. All members are extremley hot, have awsome hair and are very talented in their musicals fields of choice........ Short Stack are a band for teenagers and write their own songs. ;D

"Who sings 'Sway Sway Baby' ??"
"Short Stack'

"Who has rad hair"
"Short Stack"

by little_miss_bleed_me_dry December 19, 2009

Short King

Lionel Andrés Messi

Lionel Andrés Messi is a Short King

by A random white van December 19, 2022

strawberry short cake

When a girl gives a guy a blow job, then he cums all over her face, then punches her in the nose, so thhat it bleeds, and mixes the blood and cum together, ie strawberry short cake

I love giving girls strawberry short cakes, but it must hurt them alot.

by Follicle April 6, 2003