Getting Sheets'ed

When someone you know shows up where you are at, takes whats you been working on for the last few minutes and drives away without even so much as a thank you.

Man I got to stop getting sheets'ed by Doug. He came out of know where took my hook up and rolled out leaving me high and dry.

by OG , RdBUL8 November 8, 2013

Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015

Cranberry Sheets

Sexual act involving cranberry juice on a bed

ayo...be careful don't spill that drank before this turns into cranberry sheets

by LovewiththeCoca April 10, 2015

Equation Sheet

An entire engineering textbook miniaturized to an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper.

I need stereoscopic glasses to differentiate between the red and blue layers of notes on my equation sheet.

by Equation Sheet December 15, 2014

pastor sheets

Chosing to lean towards sexual relations more than Church

Woah that sluts been seeing pastor sheets more than church lately

by notmyrealnameeeeeee September 21, 2016

tax shelter

n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around.

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I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.

Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?

by gnostic3 October 3, 2016

urethral sheath

aka the penis

He: I have to keep my urethral sheath warm & moist, will you help?
She: sure!
He: *thinks* "Score!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 15, 2016