secrew

verb - to screw with a crew - having a group of people or organizations work together to mess-up or "check-mate" a different organization or group of people.

"The European Union wants to secrew us by taking over the Middle East's oil recources. We must invade Iraq, take Saddam off the thrown, and prevent the enemy from secrewing over economy. Oh, by the way, I think Saddam does bad things."

by Can Not July 1, 2005

secretagent

Easily the greatest member on the greatest website ever, youthink.com. Known for being a douchebag and posting in most journals with what can be called his catchphrase, "No one cares."

YTer: Do you like secretagent?
other YTer: no

YTer: blah blah blah
secretagent: No one cares.

by chips2001 October 18, 2009

sexretary

A reporting female that the boss primarily uses for sex in and around the office, similar to a secretary, but provides the additional perks.

John: Are you working late again tonight?

Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.

John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)

by Coach P July 13, 2006

secretyness

adv; (see-kra-tee-nes): a manner of evading matters of personal disclosure with the intent of creating further curiosity. Used to lure men off myspace to steal their kidney.

Many of his friends warned him that the secretyness of her messages could only lead to a bitter end.

by EL/DA July 15, 2007

secretary ass

Secretary Ass: when the top half of your body looks normal but you get up and your ass has to go through doorways sideways.

This bitch at work seems cute; then she got up and she had such a secretary ass!

by JMAC145 April 20, 2016

secretart

Noun. A hot or otherwise slutty secretary or receptionist. Generally makes you forget why you arrived at their office, or who you were to meet with. Particularly emphasized by a glass desk.

"Damn! Did you see the rack on their secretart???"

by Synonymous January 20, 2006

scretchy

A word to describe someone or something that is both creepy and sketchy. Scretchy.

Used in a sentence:
"That man was very scretchy" or "Stop being scretchy!"

by doublebanana March 6, 2011