Superbowl Secondary

The team that you root for on Superbowl Sunday, due to the fact that your shitty team either didn't make it to the playoffs, or got beat during the playoffs.

Dude 1: "Who are you rooting for this Superbowl Sunday?"
Dude 2: "The Ravens sucked this year, so I'm rooting for my superbowl secondary, the Giants."

by C.C. Smith March 12, 2012

Microsoft Second

A screen during any installation in Windows showing "1 second remaining" that lasts a few minutes.

"I don't have time to talk to you, I'm almost done installing the game - it says I only have one second remaining."

"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."

by SsurebreC August 1, 2012

Sleepy Second

Accidentally getting to second base while your still half asleep

Matt: hey did you hear Carl got a Sleepy Second
Jim: yeah now Jill hates him.

by Mybad February 14, 2013

1-second-funny

Something that causes a brief laugh or smile in the moment, but is exceptionally uninteresting when thought about later on.

~~~EXAMPLE~~~

Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??

Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."

Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"

Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."

Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."

Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."

Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"

No problem.

by CitrusRhymer April 14, 2014

sticky seconds

Referring to when a guy has sex with a woman, following another man have sex/ejaculating in her

James and bill decided to share a girl, bill had her first, and James went after, as he liked his sticky seconds.

by ulsterphil August 17, 2015

two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.

"Hey you, Two seconds please." - Chef Ramsay

by ohhistevie May 23, 2018

Westview Secondary School (Maple Ridge)

A school more concerned about combating rural problems such as incesbian and The Paris Hilton. These problems commonly interrupt class on such important class subjects such as Chemistry and English Class. Meanwile the staff are more usually are just a bunch of Bullshit Artist.

At Westview secondary school (Maple Ridge) you know you will get an asian fail.

by Fadass February 17, 2019