screwed the pooch and knocked it up

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.

Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.

by ElOjo January 9, 2008

squirtin' screamer

Do I really need to define this? Those who scream while squirting. Whilst engaging a lady sexually, upon climax the female expels a burst of fluids accompanied by a series of ear piercing screams.

"My initial presumption was incorrect as the timid young lady I met at the library turned out to be a squirtin' screamer. We totally plowed!"

by pepe silvia January 9, 2010

scream

often the last thing someone ever does when a knife is at their throat. well, no, its the second to last thing. the last thing is when they sink to the floor dying. oh well.
also, a movie i havent seen, but i have the icon!

*killer* stab! stab! stab!
*woman* scream! scream! scream! die!

/ i have no idea where i come up with this stuff/

by Short Stuf (again) July 25, 2004

chopped and screwed

when a woman uses a man to get what she want then when asked if she wants to go out she rejects the guy

Guy: hey can i buy you a drink?
girl: ya sure.
guy: would you like to go bak to my place
girl: oh,no thanks.
(hes just been chopped and screwed

by Sabecca January 1, 2009

Screaming gopher

A team from total drama island. Y’all weird as fuck

“I want the screaming gophers to win!”
“Why are you even watching that cheesy show jfc”

by Clapwhale July 18, 2018

cheektowaga scream

see puke
Named after the town in NY, generally only used in Western NY.

That dinner made me do the Cheektowaga Scream!

by Tribius Superium March 24, 2004

Scream On

New name title for Aerosmith's "Dream On", after Danny Gokey completely destroyed it with his screeches on American Idol.

Synonyms: ear piercing mad crap
Antonyms: goodness

♫Dream on, dream on,
DREAM ON! DREAM ON!!!!
AAAAIIIIIAAAIIIIAAAIIIAAAGHHHHHHH!!!!!♫

"Aww crap who the hell is playing Gokey singing Scream On again?!"

by pomizzle June 22, 2009