Spooner

A guy, who, sit's at lunch, and carves face and other things into his fruit.

Guy 1 - "That guy Steve...He's such a Spooner."

Guy 2 - "We should start calling him 'Spooner Steve '"

Guy 1 and 2 - "Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha"

by Nick Nick June 11, 2006

spoon

v. to stick a spoon up someone's anus and eat what you find there

Mellie couldn't find the yogurt last night so she decided to spoon Kate instead.

by kellie July 30, 2004

spoon collector

a white girl,usually fat and gross, who only fucks black guys.

that nasty bitch is a spoon collector, i bet shes been on jerry springer.

by lurch cobra November 14, 2013

Spoon 107

A man that is overwhelmed by delirium

I think Nikola is Spoon 107

by Spoon 107 February 11, 2017

wooden spoon family

an eye for an eye makes the world blind .

p1: ya wooden spoon family

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019

twat on a spoon

The new definition for performing cunninglingus on a partner.

What did you do last night when you left the bar? I had twat on a spoon!!!

by Timothy Roden October 20, 2010

spoon

Absolute spaz, has got it all wrong, generally useless in every way shape or form.

SHRIP, and eeeerrrrrmmmmm........ye just shrip really.

by chris davis April 5, 2003