Swampshart

A shart see shart that produces vapors consisting of sweat and fecal matter. Typically found in warmer or high stress situations or environments that produces an excessive amount of anal sweat. Side effects usually consist of warm itchy sphincter, and dampness of pants.

Last week at wrestling practice a blasted a mean swampshart and was told to hit the showers.

Last night my girlfriend shart the bed, swampshart!

by C-leb and Tha Derch August 12, 2008

swampneck

It's swampass of the neck.

The condition occurs if an individual's neck is larger than his or her chin and jaw and it's warm enough to make someone sweat.

The man's collar was soaking wet from excessive swampneck.

by a_dawg February 22, 2010

swamp fun

Activities historically engaged in and found amusing by denizens of American South Gulf states' bayou and/or swamp areas; these traditionally include, but are not limited to, drinking, voodoo, gator rasslin', gator serenadin', sibling serenadin', cooking and consuming of various stews, 5-finger fillet, raft construction and racing, discussions of the classic memoir "Bill Clinton: My Life", as well as blowing up the intestines of animals killed for food and subsequently making balloon animal replications of said creatures.

Cletus knew he'd gone done somethin mighty stupid when he done stayed out late with the boys for swamp fun cus' he had missed the sunrise. Paw would surely flay his hide for makin him go out and fish all on his own.

by Ben Dustman October 29, 2010

Swampdonkification

(noun) the act of rendering someone a swamp donkey.

synonym - monglonification

Getting her face bitten off by a chimpanzee resulted in her swampdonkification.

by Slangslinger88 December 26, 2011

Swampy Mess

A nasty residue left inside one's undergarments or the bowl of a toilet after a shart, or a Craftsmanshit.

I left a Swampy Mess in my boxer briefs after that shart.

by Butler Butt Clogger March 2, 2012

Swamp Rhino

-A swamp rhino is a guy's junk when his balls are sweaty and wet and he has a raging boner.

-Also a rather unattractive obese or overweight woman in too tight, unflattering clothes at a bar, usually kind of sweaty due to the layers of fat + tight clothes + clumsy, drunken dancing.

"That guy had a fucking swamp rhino in his pants, nasty!"

"That bitch is a fucking Swamp Rhino!"

by twinkletits November 17, 2013

SWAMP DONKY's

A old friends old lady, they used to be fun separate but together have both turned into..... Swamp Donky's

just because she inherited a house doesn't make her worthy and you both act like you inherited the casino royal!

Oops I think he met the wrong girl at the wrong time!, Swamp Donky's, Swamp Donkies

by criznaig December 31, 2013