Hair-noose surprise

When one wraps his partners hair around her neck, holding onto it firmly from behind, and places a thumb just behind her anus. With a swift tug, pull back on the hair and insert the thumb shouting "surprise".

Dude - the chick hasn't talked to me since the hair-noose surprise.

Did you shout surprise?
No
Well that would be why then!

by Badman2000 December 22, 2015

Sushi surprise

A sushi surprise is the act of inserting the penis into a empty sushi (seaweed and rice only) so your girlfriend can suck your penis and eat the sushi at the same time.
This practice has been elaborated by Osoma Kinubushi, a japanese cook in the early 70's. Since then, it became a common practice in Japan, as well as in North America and Europe.

I love to give my girlfriend a sushi surprise on valentine's day.

by iggypop February 14, 2008

American Surprise

When an American male gives a girl such an amazing orgasm, that she passes out from sheer pleasure.

"Dude, I heard Mr. Woodcock gave his wife the original American Surprise"-
"I totally gave Charlotte an American Surprise"

by Afterliife April 17, 2009

Brown Eye Surprise

Man on his back, woman on top straddling his body facing away from him riding his cock hard…. Oh damn, and there is the brown eye right in his face!

oh man, she gave me the Brown Eye Surprise

by JBut December 25, 2007

Sultan's Surprise

This scenario is best played out when two people engage in sexual intercourse on the beach and the person being penetrated insists on using a condom. Just before the person using the condom is about to finish he pulls out, rubs his condom wrapped dick in the sand, then slams it back in to finish... Surprise!

You think a Dirty Sanchez is bad? Try giving her the Sultan's Surprise!

by EvanPowell August 26, 2009

chocolate cream surprise

the action of taking a shit in her mouth and making her throw up on her tits and then titty fuck her and cum all on her chest then spoon feed it to her

I gave her a chocolate cream surprise last night

by jimlustylip September 15, 2010

GaGa Surprise!

when you take a girl home from the bar only to find out shes packin wood

1: I hear that girl gave you a GaGa Surprise!
2: please dont tell anyone

by senor gaga May 2, 2010