ghostz's standards

standards that raise video games to the highest standards possible. popular big name games such as Halo, Half Life, Metal Gear Solid, etc do not score very high because they are unoriginal and not very fun. For a game to score high, it must very innovative and fun. (I.E. Mario, Mario Kart, Metroid Prime, Geist, Paper Mario, ZELDA, etc.)

Uneducated Gamer: Does anyone know if I should preorder Halo 3?

Hardcore gamer: No way man, Ghostz's Standards flopped it before it was announced. Stay far away from this one.

by B00M Headshot! July 30, 2008

sandal-wearing goldfish tenders

The term used by Mr Burns's grandfather to describe the Japanese in the season four episode of 'The Simpsons': 'Last Exit to Springfield'

The Japanese! Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders!

by brwhizz May 23, 2009

Turkish sandbar

The act of covering your entire penis with glue and then while it is still wet, rubbing sand all over it. When it is completely dry, give your partner surprise buttsex. This will leave your partner in unbearable pain.

Turkish man: "I gave my wife the good ol' Turkish sandbar while she was sleeping because she cheated on me

American: " here in America we have the boston sandtrap "

by Notarealcamel February 9, 2014

sandbag

When a player in any game chooses (on purpose) to not play their best. Normally this is because they are too superior, they want to hustle you, or they are too lazy to play their best with nothing on the line.

Also see sandbagging (verb form)

Can we play again?

And this time please don't sandbag.

by valoem July 15, 2008

Standardista

The term standardista has become the general nomenclature for describing a web developer/designer who is actively involved in the creation, adoption, and/or promotion of web standards.

This term also can be applied in a derogatory fashion to those who follow standards without understanding why they are standards.

Ted considers himself to be a standardista and seems to think it is normal to pay for sex.

by DivWhisperer March 1, 2009

standing on the corner

(or stand on the corner)
1) to sell yourself in prostitution.
2) another way to say that someone is a prostitute.

1) girl 1: hey, i heard you were rollin' in the muns
girl 2: oh yeah, i am now standing on the corner!

2) girl 1: Kelly is hardly ever around, i can hardly remember the last time we had a drink together...
girl 2: didn't you hear? Kelly is standing on the corner now!

by BluePhoenix15 June 5, 2016

joey standford

the cutest guy ever!!!!!!!!<3

he is sexy-delicious

thats wats up

that guy is a joey standford

by jslover September 13, 2009