sidedoor

The act of having sex with someone's colostomy hole.

As I was cleaning out my colostomy hole he snuck up slid his pecker in my sidedoor.

by mardijayne March 4, 2009

Bombastic side eye

A stupid phrase said by ugly ass bitches who look like the creeper from Minecraft except irl. If said, the person who said it should get a can of beans to the face and then make them sit and watch Cujo 5 times over and over again until they lose it.

Side Eye, Bombastic side eye!
Shut the fuck up.

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

Side Boob

The part of the boob that guys can "accidentally" touch in public, without getting slapped for it. Also known as breastage or sleavage.

"Dude, I just got some side boob in the movie theater!"

by collegekid. September 19, 2009

Sidecar

When you are out with a friend and a group of his friends, who you aren't well acquainted with. This put's you in the sidecar,(as in motorcycle sidecar) your friend is driving and you are awkwardly along for the ride. with nothing to control or keep you occupied... (beside your nerdy cell phone). And the subject of the group conversation turns to something you have no clue about, (Inside jokes, Old school/work stories) It's hard to look cool in the sidecar.

Man! I went to a party with Mike last night, there was a bunch of his old highschool buddies there.
Mike and his buddies started talking about their favorite rugby teams, I have no clue about rugby. I got put in the sidecar!

by 21dreams September 11, 2010

Side by Side

To have two sets of genitals/buttocks placed, artificially or naturally beside each other on ones person. In the case of genitals, the type of genitals is irrelevant, both male and female genitalia can be combined to achieve a Side by Side . In The case of buttocks, number of cheeks is limited to three or four, anymore is an abomination.

"After the surgery, ill have myself an ole fashioned Side by Side."
"Vincent was shocked to discover that Nancy had a Side by Side"
"None of my underpants fit since i got my self an ole fashioned Side by Side"

by Dr Wordplay October 29, 2014

Back side

Hit it doggy Style

by Quazimoto June 5, 2003

Cincinnati side-pocket

When a person inserts their penis into the colostomy hole of a person with a colostomy bag, while simultaneously drinking the contents of the bag.

Henry always had a penchant for the old Cincinnati side-pocket, but lately it was getting harder and harder to find willing partners, ever since the old folk's home burned down.

by rectacular April 3, 2008