Shlong

A shlong is a slang word to design a penis. It is usually used as a goofy word.

Bro slammed his shlong all over my face

by dickduck3000 May 31, 2023

Shlong

Big Big Penis

Look at my shlong

by g3b3 June 1, 2023

Schlonchy

Something that looks like a rape gone overboard

That paint looks quite schlonchy

by Blackmonkey33ilikemenwo June 4, 2023

Shlong

Shlong is a combination of the word short and long

This building isn’t quite so short or long, it’s shlong

by DndBoi June 15, 2023

shlong

giant gaging penis, often errect when other males come into its territory. Not to mention the throbbing pain one experiences after not getting grazed by the male touch for a while, one may call this "blue balling". No one can use their shlong unless granted access by the shlong lord ace sanders. Enjoy your shlong, with caution my fellow shlong havers.

"damn, i didn't think ace had such a long shlong"

by diganlinghaver October 9, 2023

schlingter

Someone who has sexual intercourse with their grandmother often, with it being their only form of sexual release

He's upstairs with nan. He's a schlingter, you know.

by Eli Ruebenheimer October 19, 2023

Shlong Slinger

The Name That Was Given To Joseph Without His knowledge During A Friendly Game Of Bowling.

"Did You Joseph's Username In Bowling Was Shlong Slinger?"

by PStar-7 October 29, 2023