Rusty Cock fight

When someone shuts their cock in the trunk of a 1970's Buick resulting in a frantic fight to release said cock. Sometimes this can result in a Headless Horseman

John wasn't paying attention when he closed his trunk and he ended up in a Rusty Cock Fight.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

rusty falcon

to crap upon thee with great disdain, requiring significant elevation, while channeling the great native American spirit being of the falcon.

I said no salt, NO SALT. I could rusty falcon the guacamole...

by Mortimer von Grundle-Smith September 28, 2008

Rusty Napkin

The act of using a Woman's used tampon to blow your nose.

"Dude, last night i couldn't find a napkin to blow my nose so i used my girls Rusty Napkin"

by Rusty Napkin September 11, 2011

Rusty Trumpet

When a woman (or man) is giving a Man a blow job while humming (like a trumpet) and using three fingers to stimulate the balls.

The goal of the rusty trumpet is not for the man to orgasm, but for the man to fart.

Man: Hey baby, you want to give me a rusty trumpet?

Woman: What's that?!?!

Man: Well, you slob on my knob like corn on the cob, then use tree fingers to massage my balls, the job aint done until I fart! Wocka Wocka!

by Wocka Wocka Wocka August 21, 2009

rusty harmonica

Giving a woman a rimjob, and a reach around. Often involves blowing in the butt cheeks.

I gave your sister a rusty harmonica.

by butthead December 4, 2005

Rusty Sanchez

Much like the dirty sanchez but a reversal. While giving head the woman sticks her finger in her bloody vagina and then smears it on the guys upper lip.

The were such a cute couple with their matching sanchezes... her with the dirty sanchez, him with the rusty sanchez.

by JSAD June 23, 2008

rusty flute

felatio after anal sex. AKA a hot carl.

Damn your sister is a freak. After I banged her as she gave me a rusty flute.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002