Professional is his own Government
by Skylar P Berwart April 9, 2025
Get the Professional mug.The gradual, often unconscious shift in a work process, system, or organizational behavior away from its original purpose—usually due to routine, habit, or the illusion of progress. Common in corporate, bureaucratic, or tech settings where the system just keeps running… because that’s what it does.
“Why are we still sending daily update emails no one reads?”
“No clue. Classic case of process drift
“No clue. Classic case of process drift
by Richard A April 25, 2025
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Boobs-'n'-booty-loving dude who's been checking out da hot chicks for an impressively-long portion of his life.
A "professional sirveyor" may not always refer to da wearer of an FBI (i.e., Female Body Inspector) cap --- it could equally be da observant representative of a giggle of girls who trumpets a "cute guy alert" to said colleen-congregation, so dat they can then try melting said passing hunk's mushy heart wif their smiles and eyelash-flutters.
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A new online trend. A person who deliberately enters high-end shops or dealerships, secretly films staff, pretends to be a serious buyer, has no intention of purchasing, and exists purely to waste time, make content for a living, and sometimes score freebies.
Their motto is:
“Their time, my money.”
A new online trend. A person who deliberately enters high-end shops or dealerships, secretly films staff, pretends to be a serious buyer, has no intention of purchasing, and exists purely to waste time, make content for a living, and sometimes score freebies.
Their motto is:
“Their time, my money.”
Lee: Bruv… have you seen them videos on YouTube? That Polish geezer who walks into them high-end shops and car dealerships?
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: He acts like he’s gonna buy stuff and just wastes everyone’s time. Salesmen and managers get well pissed off when they find out, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Innit, bruv? The comment section’s is always calling him a professional time waster too, LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: He acts like he’s gonna buy stuff and just wastes everyone’s time. Salesmen and managers get well pissed off when they find out, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Innit, bruv? The comment section’s is always calling him a professional time waster too, LOL.
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese January 25, 2026
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Someone who’s got street knowledge on a whole other level — knows the slang, the drill rap, the vibes, the culture, the hustle, and the moves — but also smart as hell. Can Looks like a thug, talks like a normal bloke, but can decode trends, teach slang, and predict moves. People respect ’em ’cause they live it, see it, and understand it, but also know how to break it down for everyone else.
Example: Bruv, you need the lowdown on what’s popping in the streets? Ask Jamie — proper Professor of the Streets.
Someone who’s got street knowledge on a whole other level — knows the slang, the drill rap, the vibes, the culture, the hustle, and the moves — but also smart as hell. Can Looks like a thug, talks like a normal bloke, but can decode trends, teach slang, and predict moves. People respect ’em ’cause they live it, see it, and understand it, but also know how to break it down for everyone else.
Example: Bruv, you need the lowdown on what’s popping in the streets? Ask Jamie — proper Professor of the Streets.
Lee: Bruv, I’ve been… I had to go on the Urban Dictionary to speak to the young generation. At work, I don’t know what they’re talking about these days.
Frank: Init, bruv! And you… think you are, a Professor of the Streets, now bruv? LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: Init, bruv! And you… think you are, a Professor of the Streets, now bruv? LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese February 4, 2026
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“Yeah he’s professionally homeless. Just give it enough time he could be asleep on safety net made of razor wire.”
“Yeah he’s professionally homeless. Just give it enough time he could be asleep on safety net made of razor wire.”
by JohnTheZero February 8, 2026
Get the Professionally Homeless mug.A workplace procedure that continues to exist long after technology made it unnecessary, usually defended with the phrase “because that’s how we’ve always done it.”
Often involves unnecessary steps like three paper copies, a signature, and filing paperwork that could have been a spreadsheet, email, or photo.
A process fossil survives purely because nobody in management has updated the system since the 1990s.
Often involves unnecessary steps like three paper copies, a signature, and filing paperwork that could have been a spreadsheet, email, or photo.
A process fossil survives purely because nobody in management has updated the system since the 1990s.
“Our office requires three paper copies, a signature, and a receipt attached just to verify a $60 purchase.”
“That’s not accounting… that’s a process fossil.”
“That’s not accounting… that’s a process fossil.”
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