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Head pecking

The less than subtle attemp to seduce someone by displaying strong animal tendencies.
In a classic exaple of head pecking one might say "you have no idea how bad I wanna peck your head right now!"
by Sqymcsqkrsn January 15, 2013
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Apple Picking

When you are above her and she is sucking your dick, but she starts to fondle your big old rusty, dusty, crusty, and wrinkly balls, and she then yanks them.
"Oh that feels good 😌... Ow! Stop Apple Picking, you fucking dirty whore!"
by ClinicallyComedic March 8, 2017
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pecking head

one of the most annoying phrases ever ever ever evverr created.
pushed into societys language from some half awake chav,is generally stated when anyone does something remotley annoying. followd or associated with some swearing
boy1:*tapping pen subconciously*
random person stuck in last years phrases: will you just shut the fuck up , your pecking head lad.
by cilit bang April 14, 2008
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parking lot pickle

2 homosexual friends having some fun time in a car at a parking lot
hey why is that car moving by itself in that parking lot over there?

oh it must be 2 friends having a parking lot pickle

oh.. cool
by griplover9000 February 24, 2023
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picking cotton

the act of doing an excess of tasks in order to do something else.
"dude i've been picking cotton all day just so i can go out tonight"
by ryan boyd November 24, 2007
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cunt parking

When the local shopping centre carpark is absolutely packed you and cut in front of someone who was waiting with their indicator on for a spot longer than you.
It's to busy at Christmas, I'm always cunt parking people.

That dude totally cunt parked me, I was indicating that spot was mine for 5 fucking minutes!!!!
by Sizzlord December 27, 2007
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Rock Star parking

(Aviation variant) - Parking spot right outside flight ops. Easy to get to, no effort required. Better than what some unfortunate bastards have to shlep to.
Frank: "Hey, we'll commo check in an hour. Where you parked at?"
Neil: "Ha-HA! I'm flyin' 491 today - rock star parking! Where you at?"
Frank: "Fucking 451. I gotta hump my flight gear all the way down the goddamn flight line."
Neil: "Dude, that sucks...sucks to be you, that is."
by West Neil September 21, 2008
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