Double Pump

When something is f*cken awesome, excellent - something goes your way or goes to plan! "Double Pump" is said with one fist clenched, one arm movement, extend out and then is brought back into the chest. Twice, hence the "double pump"

Angie: "Hey that band Douglas Fir are playing at The Alley tonight"

Lizzie: "Ohhh awesome, Double pump"
(must include the action)

by Liz and Ang January 31, 2005

Rumpus Pump

Same thing as "wedding tackle".

"Pumps and a bump" causes Rumpus Pump spunk dump. Beeeeeyatchhhh...

by Fecesboy May 24, 2004

river pump

The act, or effect, of exercising (push ups etc.) just before embarking on an intertube trip down the river. This temporarily enlarges your muscles, with the desired result being a more impressive appearance to the opposite sex.

Instead of tying up the raft he was on the bank working on his river pump.

by T. H. Wilson May 31, 2006

Fetus pump

When a man puts his schlong into a woman's belly button and shooting his masquerade of goodness directly into her stomach, forming a fetus. This is usually happens right after a falcon punch, in which the woman has lost their baby.

Girl 1: *Crying* I am 5 months pregnant and this man just falcon punched me!

Guy 1: Sweet. Fetus pump?

by Dylster69 September 29, 2009

sludge-pump-jump

Also known as the kamikaze jump, this is a jump off of a high geographic feature while holding in a rather large hit of marijuana.

To elaborate, it is a name for the process of taking a large hit of smoke, and holding it in your lungs untill after you have gotten in the water and surfaced after you have jumped.

Hey guys, lets head down to the quarries and kamikaze that shit with a sludge-pump-jump

Anyone got bud? I wana sludge pump jump into the river

Holy potatoes man! that was a diesel sludge-pump-jump

Im a sluge-pumpin superstar

by Chizzy McGrizz June 19, 2011

yellow pump

Yellow pumping is brought up while a girl is giving you head. Instead of cumming in her mouth you piss which causes the girl to have to get her stomach pumped

'Dude I so yellow pumped Stephane last night, she had no clue'

by Abcdefghijklmnopq April 12, 2014

Half Pump Chump

Defined as anyone who goes to the gym and does many reps and sets of a machine improperly. Often used to appear as if they have more strength than what they really do. Usually associated with buff guys or gym rats.

Bro, look at that dude squatting 415 over there, are his knees even bending?...what a half pump chump.

by Brad_yungtaco June 3, 2016