Pudding

A massive amount of shit melted on your asshole.

Bro do you like my pudding pile?

by Davvvvvv May 7, 2021

PUD MUDDLE

When a woman injects meth and has an instant orgasm, leaving a puddle of cum in her panties.

Kari are you ok? "I'm fine , that shit was so good ..... I made a fricking PUD MUDDLE

by Shawn Donson February 13, 2018

pud smucker

A viscous and unrelenting assault of the groin region, not to be mistaken with 'pud smuckers'.

Hey bro, how did it go with that chick last night?
Terrible dude, I called her by another girls name and she totally pud smuckered me!

by Duderanch81 May 7, 2015

Fish Pudding

When you are having intercourse with a woman and you pull out and stick a white or black pudding into their vagina and then slap them in the face with it.

Tom: hey man how'd it go with wendy last night?

Dave: it went great man, gave er the old fish pudding.

Tom: awh ur fuckin twisted dude, get help!

by FenianRover August 15, 2008

Pud

A person who is an idiot and/or simple minded.

Mike is a pud for letting his ex-girlfriend spend his paycheck.

by Marry1000 January 27, 2016

Pud muzzle

A slang term for a condom.

I put a pud muzzle on to control my spunk recoil.

by writtenonmyvein&thelovebrigade July 22, 2016

applesauce pudding

when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.

"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"

by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022