Paper Technician

Someone in IT who has a bunch of certifications but is totally incompetent when it comes to doing actual work.

Mark reinstalled the heatsink without the CPU, filling the socket with thermal paste, he's such a paper technician.

by Deimosian May 4, 2019

Paper Town

Grand Forks, ND

“Grand Forks is such a paper town”

by laurenco July 20, 2019

Paper boss

A desk sitting pencil pusher who makes decisions on paper that affect real people's lives.

The paper boss saw a chance to pickup an extra contract so, we're now working double shifts and weekends for the foreseeable future.

by $#!+ #€@d August 23, 2019

paper cups

Corporate trickery akin to a magician's cup and ball game. The actions of corporate to disguise and manipulate financial records, and limit liability.

The CFO spent their day playing with paper cups.

by Buffalafagus August 26, 2019

Pape

Person who will be very loyal to you if you're a good person, but won't even notice you if you are a bad one.

Person 1: There goes Pape, going to school.
Person 2: Yep, hoepfully he doesn't work a McDonalds.

by Gooigi November 18, 2019

Paper boner

The result of changing a large body of text in a word processor from single to double spacing, making your paper look longer

My paper was only 3 pages long until I gave it the old paper boner, now its 6

by Awonymous November 19, 2019

PaperJam

PaperJam, a type of guy who is practically innocent yet only 90%, he has some friends that are very well picked to being good people. He can't harm people or be rude to them unless necessary, he has a wild yet mysterious personality that others don't know, even his closest friends don't. He doesn't show anything that can hurt other people as he cares for them

1 . Hey dude PaperJam can describe you very well
2. Dude, you're so much of a PaperJam
3. Mate, rather PaperJam, want some coffee? mate.

by JamxJam November 21, 2019