long beach island

the best place in the world


heaven


Mini golf, babes, beaches, waves, scooners wharf, fantasy island, bay village, dairy queen, acme market, that little old shack on the causeway, beach haven, ron jon surf shop-enough said

hey do you wanna go to heaven aka six miles and sea aka long beach isalnd?

sure lets go

by ... December 27, 2004

Long Island Blowout

A very regional haircut found in the greater New York City area. This includes Staten Island, Queens, all parts of New Jersey and especially Long Island, they are not found in Manhattan except from bridge and tunnel crowds in on a Saturday night. They can be found in high concentrations at Rutgers and Suny Albany. The haircut starts with a product known as "hair glue" and the guido works the glue into his hair and meticulosly spikes small bunches of hair towards the back of his head. Sometimes known as "The Sonic" LIB's are usually accompanied by tattoos, tank top t-shirt, "wife beaters", all white sneakers, acid washed jeans, displayed religious chains and fake tans. The owners of the blowouts have no class, low IQ, no sense of fashion and no shame.

You see that kid over there with the Long Island Blowout.

by Pistallero September 21, 2006

west island school

The Best school. All the students are great, except Brandon, he's weird.

West Island school is a nice place bro

by TomiLomiDomi January 30, 2018

Long Island Expressway

The main thoroughfare on Long Island. Also known as "The World's Longest Parking Lot".

I sat awn the (lawngilind) Long Island Expressway for too ahwuhs befawh I foynully mayd it tew Jeriko.

by Person McPherson September 10, 2006

Long Beach Island

The best place in the WORLD. One of the only great places that is completely AUTHENTIC. Beats anywhere else by FAR--Cape Cod, Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, Point Pleasant, the Hamptons don't even come close. Cool people, hot lifeguards and surfers, hot girls, not to mention Bruce Springsteen (patron saint of the Jersey Shore), the BEST BAGELS...Fantasy Island, Bay Village, Beach Haven, everywhere that has a bike lane....

Heaven!

"Hey, do you want to come down to the shore this weekend?"

"Well, my family's going to the Cape--"

"Dude, my family's going to Long Beach Island."

"Of course I'll come...I just have to get out of it..."

"That's what I thought."

by jerseygrl2 December 26, 2008

wallis and futuna islands

the best islands ever, and lexicographing geniuses at that!

boy, i sure wish i could be the wallis and futuna islands, they rule my world!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

Coney Island Waterfish

Closely related to the Coney Island Whitefish, the Waterfish is a used condom seen swaying in the current under the water, not washed up on the beach. It resembles a jellyfish.

They are often found within swimming distance of the beach at a honeymoon resort.

So dude I was snorkeling and the only damn fish I could find were Coney Island Waterfish.......

by Tha_J-Wizzle September 9, 2010