big number

a fat woman who is sexy to some men

hey big number, you look some sort of sexy

big number by tuffpuff November 12, 2007

tootsie roll critical number 

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

You have surpassed the tootsie roll critical number, suffer the consequences.

tootsie roll critical number by rudog September 26, 2005

A Number 3

When you poo poo and pee at the same
aka every timea person poo-poos

"yes you're excused to the bathroom Johnny"-teacher
"thanks"-johnny
..5 minutes later
classmates-"ewww Johnny did you number one or two,"
"A number 3....
bitches."
-johnny

A Number 3 by Ass Hat3321 December 14, 2010

Number One T-shirt 

sexual act whereby a man with an unwiped, freshly shitty ass titty fucks a woman leaving the doo-doo residue on her abdomen thus providing her with a number one t-shirt.

dude, she was so drunk she asked me to give her a number one t-shirt before i strawberry shortcaked her!

Number One T-shirt by satchmo April 26, 2005

number 1 draft pick

Usually given to the crappiest teams in the league to improve their record next year but only to find out either:

They did do good in college but suck in the professionals Ryan Leaf

Got a serious injury Greg Oden

Overrated pieces of crap who might end up in jail Michael Vick

or just plain Overrated Kwame Brown

So in reality number 1 draft picks are expensive bench players who make things worst... Unless your lucky Michael Jordan

1998 Charger fan 1: Who was our number 1 draft pick this year?

1998 Chargers fan 2: Ryan Leaf

1998 Charger fan 1: I smell super bowl!

number 1 draft pick by theend1190 February 19, 2009

Love Number 

A phone number for a cell phone that has an emotional feeling or bond related to it.

Call me on my Love Number baby.

Love Number by Stirfry September 11, 2003

taking a number three 

when a man shits on the toilet while having anal/vaginal intercourse with his woman

it was germaines birthday so she asked mark to take a number three, its taking a number two with your old lady, taking a number three is the true test of manhood

taking a number three by queenlachiefa February 10, 2015