do you need a wambulance?

what you say to someone who always cryin and complainin

Situation 1:

Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!

Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?

Situation 2:

Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(

Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 5, 2018

needen

Its the best of times its the worst of times

Its a vagina.

This bitches needen smells.

by Suck Meoff August 13, 2006

Needy

Ariana grande’s 2nd track needy is sum dope ass shit that SOME people can relate to

Me: HEY have you heard Needy yet?
Someone: i cant listen to it while crying

me: If you need anyone to talk to, i am always here for you

by ayowhereishercuteass June 8, 2021

needle dick

someone with a small penis. usually insecure and also fat to go along with the small penis.

eh joe, nice needle dick you got there. Looks like a twig and berries.

by your mother sucks cock February 1, 2009

put the needle on the record

to start an activity

Gurl, you not gonna believe what happened.
What?
Well, I been needful all day so when I got home I went straight to my room to take care of business. I just "put the needle on the record" using my patented middle finger technique when my Mom walked in. All hell broke loose.
Whadja do?
Well, when she left, I finished. I toldya I was needful.

by LucretiaMacevil November 12, 2010

nedscort

A Ford Escort owned by a young NED or scally type person

That young chap is driving a Ford Nedscort

by Big Bad Dave T September 17, 2004

needle nips

when weather is extreme and your nipples get very hard. it can only occur during harsh rain or snow storms, especially during storms with lightning.

"Yo DUUUUDE! did you see that lightning??!"
"Naw son, i must have missed it but your needle nips are hanging out."

by stretchmarx July 20, 2007