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German sandwich

When a non german is sitting down with a german guy’s ass on the non germans dick, another non german then procedes sit on the german and the deficate on the germans dick
Yo, lets go make a german sandwich with kyal in the middle later.
by Freakybob December 28, 2024
mugGet the German sandwichmug.

german captain

When a man consumes his own ejaculation.
When my wife and I have sex, I German Captain in my own mouth.
by kittnclaw September 2, 2014
mugGet the german captainmug.

bearded german

When a man of Fijian heritage hocks a loogie in the palm of his hand and proceeds to give a man of German heritage a handjob.
In an attempt to placate Karl, Peni gave him a bearded German.
by thejoebagley September 4, 2021
mugGet the bearded germanmug.

german tree frog

German Tree Frog - When someone, without invitation or warning, jumps on your back, thinking it’s all fun and games, pretending to be your friend, meanwhile disposing feces on your back (Typically solid; see also dropping a South Dakota Speckled Beef Log).
Party cancelled due to sanitary concerns. Some stupid kid pulled a German tree frog on his little sister in the ball pit.
by PuyallupPancho May 16, 2021
mugGet the german tree frogmug.

German Cock Flu

A term created by Michael Colarusso Jr. German cock flu or “GCF” is a term that covers any and all sicknesses or viral infections of any kind.
“Yo bro, are you sick?” “Yeah man I came down with a rough case of German Cock Flu man”
by Nickcola2000 November 11, 2025
mugGet the German Cock Flumug.

german rubber

Excessive anal perpetration, Diameter wise, that leads to a permanently stretched anus.
“Mr.Epstein gave little daisy German rubber
by The lean bener March 9, 2021
mugGet the german rubbermug.

German

The easiest language in the world:

Zeug = things
Fahrzeug = Drive thing = car
Werkzeug = Work thing = tool
Grünzeug = Green thing = Plant
Flugzeug = Fly thing = Plane
The German accent is hard to get rid of.
by EinsMalte September 20, 2022
mugGet the Germanmug.

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