German kitty gun

A huge fucking machine that has a cute name but is horrifying.

American: Holy fuck!You see that German kitty gun?

by SandmanIsBox March 20, 2020

German Slip

Escaping to Argentina to evade the authorities.

He did the ol' German Slip, eh?

by headshotcraft April 19, 2023

German Air_Raid

Conducting a German Air_Raid ( aka Throwing the Red Barons hat) is The act of replacing the meat byproduct in a polish sausage with something bile, like a plastic wrapped turd, then proceeding to serve it on a Red Baron pizza and throwing it off like a frisbee a someone who is Jewish. : Throwing a bile encased sausage by itself while frowning at a Jew is known as a Luftwaffe Dive-Bomb or Luftwaffe Assault

Terry cleaned out the septic tank last Tuesday, and decided to go downtown and initiate a German Air_Raid on a Jewish prohibitionists on pork and chilly group: Horacio was so mad at me, he threw The Red Barons Hat into the synagogue

by BufasMovingCo. June 19, 2019

German Monkey Contraption

suspenders or any contraption to hold up the pants.

Hitler: I like the juice.
Rachel: thanks, their German Monkey Contraptions

by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018

German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.

by kdawk August 3, 2018

german climax

When both partners climax at the same time providing peak efficiency

“Hey I heard you and your boyfriend going at it, did you both finish?”

“Yeah we had a German Climax, now we’re ready for the rest of the day”

by pyssboi May 21, 2021

german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.

He had a big German army hat on him.

by bigbarbie86 October 27, 2015