says the moose

a reference to a Harry Potter fan-fiction(word credit to "alwaysbutneverright"). It was used when Lucius/Draco Malfoy wanted to tell the girls they loved how they felt but were too scared.
I love/like you.

Crush: "Well, I gotta go now, bye."
You: "OK, says the moose, see ya later."

by HeyThereBrownEyes April 11, 2012

Moose Racing League

Full of slow people who crash alot (Exept from Bops) and also we need a Williams nerf

Moose Racing League? Is that the best f1 league ever made?

by NxM_Bops December 28, 2023

Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.

If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.

by theSeth May 21, 2019

Baby Moose

The ONE AND ONLY mascot of Building Trades. A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE. usually great in bed

Are you serious, you've never heard of Baby Moose?

by anonymous March 8, 2021

Smokey moose knuckle

When you smoke a bowl and pack the bowl down with your finger then finger a girl with your resin finger

I smoked a fat one and gave this girl a smokey moose knuckle

by Turning point May 12, 2016

maple syrup moose sploosh

The most important part of Canadian sex.

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg

by ajb123 May 4, 2024

moose extract

a ice cream ingredient that is made by bathing a moose in sugar water

our moose tracks are made from 100% organic moose extract

by anonymous January 13, 2024