Vince Mickey

Creator of
The term "Fail"
Windows Vista
The "teabag"
Conquering Potato is his adj. name

"I'm going to Vince Mickey you in the vagina."

"What...?"

by God's brother Steve April 30, 2008

wet mackeral

when you slap a girl in the face with your dick after having sex

Alright now that were done im going to wet mackeral you until you turn red.

by iamasexpartaker January 15, 2010

Tribal Milkers

A woman with exceedingly humungous, sagging breasts that are so anatomically large, that one would assume they could feed a tribe.

Typically found on large, overweight woman. The response would not be "wow look at that rack". It would be: "Oh my god, look at that woman's tribal milkers! Do they even manufacture bras that large?"

by voodooman123 June 23, 2012

sloppy mackerel

A vagina that has the firmness of a condom full of grapes

Wow man! That's a sloppy mackerel

by Flappy pancake February 10, 2015

mini mickey

A 200mL bottle of alcohol (which is around 6.8oz) . Usually vodka or rum. Mainly a Canadian term.

I drank a mini mickey to myself last night. I was BUZZing.

by EhCanadian November 14, 2015

Sprinkle Mickey

When you whip out your penis to urinate and your piss goes everywhere but in the the toilet

I just had a Sprinkle Mickey in the toilet there , it was all up the wall

by Cum Sponge May 30, 2016

Lifted Mickey

The Canadian way of saying boner.

"Ah shoot eh, I got meself a lifted mickey over here. Sorry aboot that."

by FlapjackScraper August 4, 2016