by Peagan Kalkia April 1, 2021
Get the Texas Business Milemug. John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
Get the I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your fartsmug. 1. If you decide to throw away something that was mildly special to you at one point.
2. If the broncos score a touchdown.
2. If the broncos score a touchdown.
1. I think it's time that we gave your old volcano science fair project the mile high salute.
2. TOUCHDOWN BRONCOS! Mile High Salute!
2. TOUCHDOWN BRONCOS! Mile High Salute!
by wspeer January 25, 2018
Get the mile high salutemug. 
He tries his best. He's had a rough life, but he's been trying to make things right with himself ever since he was able to gain his own understanding. He's very chill, and he can definitely be helpful in a situation when it calls for it. He'll always try to be there for his friends, even if he'll sometimes resort to pushing them away. Miles will brave a bad storm with you until everything is right with the world again, and he'll always, always try his best. Miles will always be empathetic, and find something within himself to help you out one way or another.
by _wxrldly June 19, 2024
Get the Milesmug. Mile is a kind of spot in the ass, a real sweet spot. Mile has a kind heart and loves alcohol poisoning.
I am a Mile
by BigDaddySheesh July 25, 2021
Get the Milemug. 