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Doesn't Matter

So... If I were to say the if the method by which tabs are being kept on me isn't volunteered I am going to light a day care on fire... And you didn't volunteer the information I required... If I burned down the day care... That would be on the people keeping tabs on me, correct? I don't think you would agree with that. But if YOU say if you don't leave the area... We're going to bomb it with you in it... And that's not our fault... Because we told you what you need to do to not get bombed... So that's on the people we intended to bomb? It's the exact same argument. Except I'm the bad guy in the first scenario and you're the good guy in the latter. You see how that works? You've subscribed to a moral system where no matter what you do you're never the bad guy. You're doing your little ritual so everything you do is kosher.
Hym "Nope. Doesn't matter. If you blow up children, it doesn't matter that you told them to leave the area. You're the one who pressed the button. It demonstrates that you value retribution more than you value child lives. Which renders your claim to moral superiority illusory. And like sex with a retard in a group home, if it wouldn't fly for me then it shouldn't. The DIFFERENCE between you and I is that I don't claim to be morally superior to everyone and then explode children. At least I admit I'm the bad guy. And I actually haven't killed any kids yet. You're also not the arbiter of who bares responsibility for actions. 'I'm doimg this thing but THAT FUCKING GUY IS TO BLAME' he says. That's hilarious! It's totally coming full circle on this one!"
by Hym Iam October 16, 2023
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Flipping The Mattress

A slang for having intense sexual intercourse to a point where there are wet spots on the mattress and you need to flip it.
E.g.

Mab: Where were you last night?
Funky: Oh we ended up flipping the mattress.
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Nassim: Hey girl, what's wrong?
Faeze: It's been so long that i got my mattress flipped 😫😩
by FunkSpunk December 7, 2023
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hop on digimon masters online

slang for wanting to kill and mutilate anyone and everyone in the general vicinity of the speaker

if someone ever says this to you, run.
by FunLuke February 21, 2024
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what's a matter baby?

this phrase is often used in a joking matter to trick people into asking "what's the matter baby?"
dude i saw a matter baby downtown! its cool!

what's a matter baby?

nothing much, what bout' you baby girl
by xaineyboyy February 21, 2024
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It doesn't matter what other people think

All that matters is what I think. So, I'm going to get people think what I think and then... By making shit up. I spoke to the creature!
Hym " It doesn't matter what other people think' is probably the most solipsistic thought you can have. I need a theory name for my solipsism thing... OH! Religious blight theory. That'll be what it's called. Until they think you're a pedophile. Until they think they can get away with robbing you. Until they murder your kids. And then that will be the only then that matters."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2024
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Black Lies Matter

This is not a one-sided and racist movement like the other BLM, in fact, this BLM is not a movement at all, just a laconic phrase. One of the most infamous Black Lies Matter case is related to O.J. Simpson, his ex-wife Nicole Brown-Simpson and the man who was with her that night, Ron Goldman. Obviously O.J. was pissed off and maybe a bit jealous too 'cause a 25 -year-old walking cock screwed his 35 -year-old ex-wife like a rabbit, the wife-beater himself was at the time 46.
Then O.J. really chimped out by stabbing Goldman and Nicole had been stabbed seven times in the neck and scalp, Chimpson had put the finishing touches on his work by slitting her throat. Despite some Chimpson's attorneys managed to dispose the clothes that O.J. had been used at the time of the murders, plenty of evidence still remained against him - and then the mighty Black-Lies-Matter jury absolved him of these murders.
So if you happen to be famous and black, you can slaughter a couple of honkies without being held responsible for it, 'cause the Black Lies Matter.
by O. W. Tongueincheek April 14, 2024
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You don't matter

NOT TRUE MEGYN KELLY! ONE MAN CAN CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY! AND I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I! AM!! HYM!!!
Hym "Oh Meg.... It isn't that you don't matter. And I can't not talk to my stalker. My stalker is literally everyone I interact with."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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