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Mark McKelvie

The best Principle for ANY highschool in the world.

Principle of Pudsey Grammar School, Scottish (very hot accent), Very fit, "is Mr McKelvie online please, It's Mrs Pennock"
Friend One: "Yo did you hear the news!"
Friend Two: "No?"
Friend One: "Mark McKelvie's wife died"
by Another Fatherless Child August 21, 2022
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Mark

The man, the myth, the Mark. He knows what a good time is, whether its in the strip clubs or buying hookers pies from garages. He will literally break a knee for you when you on a night out. Only drives a Merc and sings classical music while enjoying the warmth of a nameless woman.
Damn, Mark was wild last night. Man had to go to the hospital for his knee after watching his boy go home with a woman.
by Viidas November 15, 2022
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Mark Pluchino

such a cutie. The most jacked, big D1ked, bowl-cut-having, fish sweatshirt-wearing, glasses-having, pedophile mustache-having person. He has all the Rizz in the world. He is the Rizzard of Oz, The Rizzly bear, Queen ERizzabeth. he is such a hottie with a body and has crusty toes
women- OMG, I am all over Mark Pluchino

Men- mark is such a cutie

Mark- I Know
by bigWIllybill420 December 12, 2022
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maluka

typically likes everyone older than them
that girl is a maluka she always hangs out with older people
by bigBallsforLife June 1, 2023
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Marek Morris

Someone who has the most sense of comfort and home, the person you’d call if you were having a bad day. The person that is there regardless of what’s going on, someone who you can tell everything to even if you’re scared. He has this personality that makes him one of a kind, the way he makes you feel is unexplainable and makes you feel 1000x better than you ever had before. He is the most wonderful and genuine person there could be, he puts others before himself and always makes sure you are alright. He notices the small things and remembers all the small things even though he has bad memory. He always makes you smile and calls you cute nicknames that you absolutely adore. Although he is quiet, you would do anything for him, to make him feel better, to make him laugh, to just be there for him. He’s the reason you want to live to see another day, the reason for waking up in the morning. And the reason why you love those random little calls throughout the day. Marek deserves the absolute world and deserves nothing but the absolute best. And that is something he should always know.
Marek Morris is someone you never want to lose. I adore you.
by killluaa July 9, 2023
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Mark Grunt

The types of people who get great marks in exams, but dont get full marks.
eg: 18/20, 47/50, 90/100
these people get these marks, and act like its the end of the world for them so that they get pity and attention, these are also the types of people to meaninglessly remind teachers about homework or tell the teacher to suspend a student due to a minor inconvenience
Frankie's such a Mark Grunt! He cried when he got a score of 95/100!
by Bill Billy Bob July 21, 2023
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Mark-Core

Having a tiny dick and being obsessed with red-heads starting with K and ending with Ate. also ghosting girls 10+ and also redheads and red-heads
I love Kate Hutchison and minors ”

you’re so mark-core!”
by Unconsoled September 19, 2023
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