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monkey pounder

A person that spanks the monkey or punches the clown. Also known as clown boxer.
by Dakota383b April 30, 2016
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monkey strat

When your team is acting like a bunch of monkeys looking for a missing banana. Not using any brain, resorting to primal instinct, E.g Throwing the match like a bunch of fucking monkeys.
Bro, these fucking monkey strats are so annoying. Its like were literally at the zoo.
by Cptbetty May 8, 2018
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Desk Monkey

Definition 1. A person employed to do the administrative work as determined by the job and is not responsible for controlling or changing company structure or operations.

Definition 2. A person employed in an administrative position, that is overworked, undervalued yet is essential to the business organization

Definition 3. Someone who sits in front of a computer, day in day out, working for someone else
(Colloquial) "I’m just the desk monkey!" akin to "Don't ask me, I'm just the Desk Monkey"
"Go ask that Desk Monkey over there for the annual report"
"Get the Desk Monkey to do it"
by ValChic December 22, 2020
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Monkey junkin

When a friend of yours hangs brain at a party or gathering
by mrsukurdinkis June 26, 2018
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Monkey rot

When a mixture of sweat, shit & friction come together between the arse cheeks causing chaffing and ultimately a sore ring piece
Oh no ive got monkey rot I'm going to have to have a courtesy wipe
by Mozza82 November 14, 2017
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sesh monkey

A person who doesnt have his own weed to smoke but always sneaks in and gets his mates to shout him a sesh
David-bruh josh nevee shouts us bud but we always shout him
Craig - ahhaha his a little sesh monkey
by scarfey February 5, 2017
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monkey chain

An extended or enlarged clitorus.
Dude, you should have seen the size of Becky's monkey chain, it was huge!
by Suh_connor August 2, 2016
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