Massengill

A slang term for someone who can be correctly classified as a douche.

John acted like a real Massengill last night.
Even Gretchen thought he was a Massengill.

by SimpleMindedTed November 15, 2005

Massive

One of the worst insults one can possibly called another. However, conversely can be used in a endearing way amounts only the closest of friends and communities

That guy is such a massive, he's not worth it

by Darkfireice September 9, 2019

massive homo cunt

When you got a group of dumbass pissing you off.

Chev Chelios: while Chico pisses on him Massive homo cunt!

From Crank 2 Movie.

by Manimecker August 10, 2010

butt massage

the act of massaging another persons butt
usually in males massaging a females butt, it results with the guy getting an erection

My wife's butt was so sore that I gave her a butt massage

by jokeme December 18, 2009

chili dog massacre

the horror found inside a toilet that has been used by someone who has eaten too many chili dogs or other such carnival foods.

Dont Go In There! It's A Friggin Chili Dog Massacre!

by irvinesucks August 31, 2007

massturbation

mass masturbation. pronounced: mass-ter-bay'-shun. dry orgy. massturbation can refer to the act of stimulating one's own sexual organs in the presence of other persons (seven or more) who are performing the same act. it can also refer to an event involving such acts. massturbation is gender-blind. verb: massturbate. someone who massturbates: massturbator. someone who is taken to a massturbation against his/her will or someone who is new to massturbation: massturbatee.

Susie: "Where were you last night?"
Frank: "Attending the massturbation at the stadium."

by mecovili October 20, 2006

massinator

the act of inserting ones fist and forarm into the vaginal cavity from the stand up bowling start position.

Damn it, Bobby did you see how that bitch was walking she must have got the MASSINATOR last nite.

by THE Massinator April 21, 2010