Lily-May

A person with high OCD and a sore loser when playing board games.

Person 1: Did you see that person playing scrabble earlier?
Person 2: Yeah they are such a Lily-May

Lily-May by Asdjgoc dn May 17, 2019

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Lily Allen

Annoying, loudmouth singer. Halfway decent songs but she's obnoxious otherwise. Terrible crap live show. She pretends to be street but was raised in a big mansion in Britain with rich kids. Unfairly got to sing with Joe Strummer once before he died. Talks too much. Does not seem to care much about her own music.

Lily Allen: I HATE EVERYTHING! OH LOOK WHAT A FEMINIST I AM! I WRITE SONGS!

Me: Yeah. So do Alanis Morrisette and Stevie Nicks. And they aren't as annoying as you. Good songs, though.

Lily Allen by Wendy Weissman April 15, 2007