The act of making an Island of Toilet Paper in a person's toilet then taking a crap on top of it. This leaves the your heep of crap to smolder above the water and really stink up the bathroom.
by "HardBody" April 28, 2003
A safe landing spot when jumping off out of a tough situation. Frogs jump from pad to pad to avoid being eaten.
Jumping to a better job, to a different relationship, to a different living situation, all are jumping to a different lily pad.
by ApersonwhoiscurrentknownasRick January 22, 2012
The act of using your pointer and middle finger, extended and held locked together, to swipe over another man's testicles to cause great pain. The proper lily pad is performed with great gusto, and the finger tips should only lightly graze the target's sack causing an extensive, lingering and explosive pain.
In order to make his first presentation as stressful as possible, Il Duderino gave the Big Ragu a brutal lily pad in the hall.
by original_wetfenner April 28, 2008
A technique similar to the upper deck that is generally utilized in a public restroom where there is no tank to the toilet. Simply wrap the U seat with toilet paper and aim to place your best dump right in the middle for all to see. Can jump stalls to wipe or leave an opening to shove your TP in after you're finished.
by Clark Westfield December 22, 2006
On that lily pad means to be high. Lily pad is referring to reefer, weed, trees, ganja, dank, or any other term referring to marijuana.
Lil Wayne: I'm on that lily pad real bad cuz I'm blowin like a ceiling fan
Lil Wayne: I'm on that lily pad real bad cuz I'm blowin like a ceiling fan
by chickita fricken nikita May 31, 2011
going from place to place, sometimes in a frog-like fashion; "to go lily padding"; more commonly phrased as lets bounce, Let's blow this popsicle stand!, etc.
by Big Mike February 22, 2005
Hootie: Do you want to go get drinks at the bar?
Courtney: No, why don't we just pick up some wine and go back to my lily pad.
Courtney: No, why don't we just pick up some wine and go back to my lily pad.
by radius.7 March 24, 2014