by BigBoyJim25 October 1, 2021
Get the The Law family mug.A law stating that if there is at least one sock for every two men having sexual intercourse at an orgy, it is not gay.
by RagingTotodile August 29, 2021
Get the Ryan's Law mug.The size of things you can run Doom on halves roughly every two years (a corollary of Moore's Law.)
Named after Doom's creator John Carmack
Named after Doom's creator John Carmack
by beanercamina July 4, 2021
Get the Carmack's Law mug.law that states, that nonsense actually makes sense,
states that sillyniess is next to happiness
sometimes the best time is had when we can just act like little children
also states that 89% of the time ETHAN NELSON is right 100%of the time in 47 states and 2 foreign countries
states that sillyniess is next to happiness
sometimes the best time is had when we can just act like little children
also states that 89% of the time ETHAN NELSON is right 100%of the time in 47 states and 2 foreign countries
by stud-muffin November 27, 2012
Get the law of shananagans mug.A person who spends an inappropriate amount of time and effort flattering or pander to their in-laws in order to gain their approval.
In its worst form, an in-law fluffer seeks the attention of their in-laws at the expense of their partner.
Implies that the person is fluffing their in-laws; sexually pleasuring them to keep them aroused.
In its worst form, an in-law fluffer seeks the attention of their in-laws at the expense of their partner.
Implies that the person is fluffing their in-laws; sexually pleasuring them to keep them aroused.
Example 1. Woman- I was talking to your dad today and thought how much he would enjoy the game on sat night. I told him he could have our tickets.
Man - What? You have become a real in-law fluffer since that bad holiday last spring.
Example 2. Why did you get flowers for my sister? Quit fluffing her, she already thinks you are a spaz.
Man - What? You have become a real in-law fluffer since that bad holiday last spring.
Example 2. Why did you get flowers for my sister? Quit fluffing her, she already thinks you are a spaz.
by MonkeyLordGarth November 29, 2011
Get the In-Law Fluffer mug.If a nervous high school artist likes a girl, she will always have another suitor. This other suitor is most often a douche and will treat her poorly. While this Law makes for great art, it does not make for good times.
Steve: Hey, bro, you see that girl over there?
Bro: The blonde? Yeah.
Steve: I'm gonna ask her out!
Bro: I wouldn't. She's into Chad, the football star.
Steve: Fuckin' Stephen's Law, bro. Guess I'll go write a song about it.
Bro: The blonde? Yeah.
Steve: I'm gonna ask her out!
Bro: I wouldn't. She's into Chad, the football star.
Steve: Fuckin' Stephen's Law, bro. Guess I'll go write a song about it.
by Savage Hunter December 26, 2011
Get the Stephen's Law mug.Who was that? Oh, that's Bob. He's my brother not-in-law.
by wranstrom March 26, 2011
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