January 1st

On New Years 12:00am stand on your car and scream “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!”

Hey it’s 1 more minute till 12:00amJanuary 1st! Guess what that means........*climbs truck**...... “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!”

by hersheys October 30, 2019

January 5th

This day is for people who get dodged on there birthday.

Guy: we hanging for my birthday

Girl: It’s January 5th right

Guy: ya

Girl: Nah

by Blake Dunn October 30, 2019

Jerkin January

Every day for the whole January you have to jerk off.

Are you ready for Jerkin January

by Prizmic Soar November 1, 2019

No Jerk January

No Jerk January Is a month like No Nut November but you're not allowed to jerk or touch your penis (unless you need to piss)

I accidentally jerked on No Jerk January.

by lesbian mistake December 4, 2020

January 9th

It's the day whey you can force your male friends to buy you nutella

Kate: I want that nutella buy it to me
Adam: why the fuck should I?
Kate: cuz izt's january 9th dumbass

by Nyshida December 17, 2020

January 13th

on January 13th you can not get any homework.

teacher: “where’s the homework?”

you: it’s January 13th

by Emmieisdumbbblollll December 20, 2020

January 15th

January 15th is a new national holiday for limelight's it is when all limelight's get the new why dont we album "the good times and the bad times"

on January 15th im not going to school or work cause the new album is coming out.

by imhereforwhydontwe November 12, 2020