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January 9th 

some one was born on this day wow
person: hay did you know i was born on January 9th

person 2: oh cool
January 9th by cumslayer_uwu December 15, 2021

January 32nd 

This is the day that this one girl tells you if you wanted to go out on the 32nd it makes sense because she dose not ACTUALLY LIKE YOU IDIOT
Hey do you wanna go out on a date January 32nd? "hehehehe"
January 32nd by GrimmGamer December 15, 2021
toriarc Birthday on tiktok so say happy birthday when its their birthday and dont forget
Oh wow look! Its January 8! toriarc’s birthday!
January 8 by toriarc December 21, 2021

January 18 

Ask your roommate something crazy. Of them to it they’re the best roommate ever and you have to prepare their favorite food for dinner.
You: Hey, can you wax My ass?

Your roommate: sure

You: I’m making your favourite food for dinner

Your roommate: why?

You: it’s January 18

Your roommate: oh that makes sense
January 18 by Imheretorhelpyou December 26, 2021

January 13 

Guys, give your girl your hoodie and hug her every time you see her that day .
Colton: *sees Lilly in the hall * “hey Lilly “* gives hoodie and hugs her*

Lilly: why did u hug me and give me ur hoodie?

Colton: Bc it’s January 13th !!!
January 13 by Ur mom kissed ur dad December 26, 2021

January 3 

The day u tell ur bf/gf how much u adore them and be brutally honest of how u feel about them
Gf- I love u so much u mean everything to me I wouldn’t know what to do without u I want u to stay with me forever

Bf-aww Want to stay with u too..wait is it January 3rd?

Gf-maybe
January 3 by Ur bestieboo January 1, 2022