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Jose

The most overused beaner name in the world
Let’s name our kid jose! 💀
by Recycled clown April 15, 2020
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jose.gonzalez.2007

The best player in a game, no question.
Guy 1: Holy shit is that jose.gonzalez.2007?

Guy 2: No way! He'll carry the team.
by Incognito.Account March 2, 2021
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Jodie Foster

Jodie Foster is a beautiful woman, and very smart and charismatic also. She is friendly, kind, well spoken, confident. and carries herself well. She has beautiful blue eyes. She played a teen prostitute at age 12 in the movie "Taxi Driver". She is in fact so supernaturally beautiful that 100 years before her birth, John Wilkes Booth was compelled to assassinate President Lincoln.

Jodie played in my favorite movie, Contact, where she went to Vega.
Jodie Foster is so beautful and her acting is sooo good!
I know, because it's Jodie Foster.
by t00c00lforscho00l July 29, 2022
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Jose

One who's quick to do whatever a hoe says.
You ain't no real playa, you just a Jose ass nigga
by Streetz10 April 24, 2017
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Jose Luis

Someone with an intellectual level comparable to a 1st grader
I might be dumb but I'm not Jose Luis type dumb.
by LT. Pendejo December 5, 2021
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Wicked Jose

The sexual act of of taking a dump between your bitch's tits and then motor-boating her.
Damn.. Chinese food sounded like a good idea last night. Didn't turn out so good when the Wicked Jose I dropped on my slag this morning turned out to be a mixture of diarrhea and unprocessed snow peas. I'm still picking out those peas from my teeth and she's pissed that the sheets are trashed.
by olsontex July 25, 2010
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Jose

Can be known as a dick or fuckboy. If you know or dated or dating a Jose leave and never turn back they will hurt you
Wow Jose really broke her heart

Is Jose screwing Ashley after a breakup?
by Michi_ August 11, 2016
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