Irish Rubber Band

when one ejaculates into a condom, then tells a female (preferably) to give a blow job. And when she goes to do it pull off the condom so that she gets slapped in the face by semen and the condom, like a rubber band.

get down here bitch so i can give you an irish rubber band!

by guesswho1017 February 8, 2010

Irish Cum Bomb

Similar to an Irish Car Bomb, but instead of Bailey's Irish Creme poured into a shot of Jameson, a load of cum is shot into it, which in turn gets dropped into a glass of Guinness.

Damn, did you here about Stacy last night?.. She did three Irish Cum Bombs, with three different dudes!!!

by dfoss June 22, 2011

irish sticky bun

The aftereffects of having anal sex (cum is sticky)

Hows your irish sticky bun honey?

by LoganTP April 27, 2006

Mass Irish.

Similar to the Irish goodbye.

When a large group of people move outside of a bar for a smoke and while outside, make a plan to go elsewhere and leave without letting anyone inside know they are leaving.

Bartender: Hey Tommy, where did half of my customers go?
Tommy: Yeah, like ten people went out for a smoke about 20 minutes ago. They're gone now.
Bartender: Seriously? Damn! They pulled a Mass Irish.

by Blanca C August 6, 2013

Irish Cheddar

A puddle of puke on the sidewalk on the route of the St. Patrick's Day Parade.

Walking home from the parade I stepped in some Irish Cheddar.

by 3rd Degree March 25, 2011

an irish

The act of giving a handy with absolutely zero lubricant. Also known as a dry rub

1) Billy: did you get any last night?

Jon: No, she wouldn't even give me an Irish

2) billy: Damnit dude, I'm all out of jergens, looks like I'm giving myself an Irish tonight

by Papi Himself November 5, 2013

irish confetti

extravagently ejaculating all over everything

look at him irish confettiing

by ghoulia April 5, 2008