Internet Guy

A guy who it seems impossible, that he has a life in the outside world.

"I swear does Justin Bieber ever stop posting on Facebook. It's like he all he does in life is post memes and selfies."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."

by myer May 25, 2016

internet

A place where people go for pornwatching while trying to desperately look up answers. Also a place where desperate men try to go and literally get laid by some girl who would rather fuck herself than that fucker on the internet who is in england.

Jeez wtf is wrong the internet

by One little hellian February 23, 2017

Internet Rectangle

A smartphone. So called because it is rectangular, and its main function is to provide instantaneous access to the Internet.

Why are you asking me for directions? Don't you have an Internet rectangle?

by vorpalbla December 11, 2016

internet friend crush

it's when you have a crush on someone that's your internet friend

Jc- hey, do you like Asa
Ethan- yeah, she's my IFC, bro, my internet friend crush

by bbg_daddyj August 9, 2017

interestering

For bad spellers

"I found that interestering"

by iMiMmature October 21, 2017

internet vagabond

A self sufficient traveler with income, and or notoriety generated by an online presence.

"Fauna became an internet vagabond two years ago when she bought a Mac, and flew to Vietnam. She has a YouTube channel about rare snails, and her grandmother is her biggest fan."

by HeartOfZeus January 25, 2018

Internet boy bestfriend

Someone you love more than anything.

Someone you met online but means the world to you

Your bestest friend ever
Your big brother who loves you like a sister
Can be miles and miles away

Will meet one day in their lives

Will never forget

“Why is she saying she loved him on text?”
‘Because he’s her internet boy bestfriend”

by Omgitsmebt May 20, 2018