jesus christ in a cardigan sweater

a statement of disbelief or outrage. Goes on the same turf as "Christ on a cracker!" or simply "Jesus Christ!" Or the better "Jesus H. Christ!" Simply putting Jesus in a cardigan sweater makes it that much more of an animated phrase.

Chrystal found out she had to work late tonight and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater!"

Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"

by Robert Barnett August 16, 2006

hell in a handbasket

a big ole mess on the inside and out.

take all of the underworld, the demons, the devil, the fires, the rivers of mud, the torture devises, etc and shove them into a picnic basket turning it inside and out into a conglomerated mess. Imagine what that looks like----and that is what you are when you are hell in a handbasket.

by missjediv October 29, 2010

Penis in a Blanket

* 8 severed penises
* 8 slices processed man goo
* 1 (10 ounce) package refrigerated biscuit dough

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat vagina to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Wrap man goo around each severed penis then the biscuit around that. Insert into vagina with the overlap of biscuit faced down, so you don't have to use a condom.
3. Leave in vagina until severed penises are bulging, about 10 to 15 seconds.

i ate some really good penis in a blanket last night,probably the best i have ever had.

by chocolate french fry October 8, 2008

In a while crocodile

The correct way to respond to "see you later alligator". Saying "after a while crocodile" is lame and incorrect and anyone who says it is shiesty

Doug: "I've gotta go take a shit. See you later alligator"

Kelsey: "In a while crocodile"

by suckitdoug September 22, 2011

Death In A Can

n. Whipped Cream, aerosol variety.

Yo, Ben, pass me some Death In A Can for this Sundae.

by The Notorious W.I.P. September 25, 2002

Orgasm in a

Expression that emphasizes how amazingly great something is by comparing it to an orgasm.

"Have you tried the new slushies? OH MY GOD....orgasm in a cup!"

"This soup is great! Like an orgasm in a bowl!!"

by JSol92 December 18, 2008

Throw it in a circle

Throw it in a circle refers to dropping that booty and making it work!

Did you see that girl throw it in a circle?

by Cats=Rainbows November 19, 2015