amish minute

when they say a minute an it takes thirty minutes

damn he said he would be here in a minute more like an amish minute(like30)

by jkram72 August 17, 2012

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hotshit minute

an equivalent of a New York minute.

He better get a job, or I'm gonna boot him out in a hotshit minute!

by blumpkinsarefungetone August 23, 2010

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max minute

An amount of time that far exceeds that projected amount of time. I.E. much long than expected

Brian asked Djean, "Garrett called 10 minutes ago and said he was almost here, right?"
Djean replied, "Yeah, he was supposed to be here 2 hours ago though. He's taking a max minute."

by Trillbill42 December 23, 2017

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Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023

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Minute Moonshine

Alcohol in ether, used as an inhalant to become incredibly drunk for a number of minutes, followed by sobriety.

"Here, take a hit of this minute moonshine."
"Sure." *Stumbles around and does stupid shit*

-Five minutes later-

"How are you feeling?"
"Pretty good. Sober now, though."

by Poiven March 16, 2012

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